I understand that they do not believe in using them, but the Catholic Church has been claiming that condoms do not stop HIV. Gordon Wambi told the programme: "Some priests have even been saying that condoms are laced with HIV/Aids." Conspiracy to kill off entire populations in AIDS stricken countries or stupidity?

And via Michele, "the Pope is the frontrunner to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Because protesting the war negates all that nasty stuff about protecting child molesters and hating gays."